well it was how kurt introduced himself to blaine after all
oh my god what if Blaine thinks Kurts name is “…Kurt”
OMFG
(Source: lskywalkers, via sheonlyreadsbooks)
Yes?
Why, Hello There ;D
Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.
Omg Vinny baby you were the best.
(via lozgeek)
this is the funniest thing i have ever seen
what—
im so concerned for some reason
I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M LOOKING AT
thank you for this
(via jessiphia)
I love how my four days-a-week baby sitting job has turned into six days a week.
Seriously, what the hell do you do with your time when you only work four hours a day?!
You have THREE kids to look after! You can’t just abandon them when you have another person there!
The two year-old has accidentally called me “mommy” twice and we’ve only known each other for a week.
Whatever. We’re going to the zoo this week. Thanks for paying for it.<3
Disney vs. ASoIaF
(via nowaysrsly)
(Source: deadwinchester, via holmestucked)
; n ;
My little brother just walked up to me and said, “oh, you’re one of those superwholock people? No wander you don’t have any friends.”
At least I can get into PG-13 movies by myself, fucker. <33
CAN IT BE?!?!
AFTER FOURTEEN TORTUROUS, SOUL SUCKING DAYS.
YES.
YES FINALLY.
*LET THE SCREAMING COMMENCE*
YOU ARE A FLAWLESS HUMAN BEING.
I CAN’T.
FGKJDLFGJKDFG
Pfffff
you win
(via frantabulosa)
The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
Decades.
i literally just figured that out right now.
^that^
…
DUDE.
Wow.
Wait WHAT?!?!!!
Well now I feel dumb as shit.
Who is he?
I don’t know, he just came up to me, I don’t even know his name.
(via homestuckandcartoons)
I suppose this used to happen quite often
WTF!?
(Source: ladulceprincesa, via homestuckandcartoons)
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh gosh
phil baby why
cries f roevrb
WHY
/sobs DDDD”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”:
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad, via lovelynobody00)
